Asians don't look... you have been warned.

[SWEETBRO]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.gogomagazine.com/0218/godzilla2000.jpg

[Sidgar]

u racist

[Sidgar]

don't look below if u r white.
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Naacplogo.png

[Aarex]

Sweetbro +1
Sidgar -1

[SWEETBRO]

NAACP is pretty good lol and this 76 year old grandma sitting next to be laughed.

[Xyzed]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/20/ror_big.jpg.

[kilv]

I thought Godzilla was Canadian???????

Grudge Match: USA VS Canada

The Scenario

January 12, 2003. A brisk winter wind chilled all of North America, mirroring the deep freeze surrounding the relations of its two largest countries. Since the decision of the United States administration to block the canonization of Anne Murray the previous fall, diplomatic relations between the US and Canada had plumbed new depths. Following a full beer trade embargo by the US announced seven days earlier, communications between the governments of the two countries had ceased altogether. Troops eyed each other nervously over the border, wondering when the inevitable conflict would begin...

US Government Situation room, deep below the White House. "Mr. President, four hours ago, leading elements of the Canadian Army crossed over into American territory and gained full control over northern New England, Washington state and Oregon, and the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit. Resistance has been unexpectedly minimal in these areas, and many American citizens have pledged allegiance to the new regime, after having been force-fed massive quantities of Labatt's Blue."

"Well, I suppose I have no choice but to retalify," noted the President. "Get me the chief of missile command".

"Command here," came the voice from the speakerphone.

"This is the President of the United States. I am authorizing you to target nuclear assets to all major Canadian cities and launch."

"I copy, sir. One moment... wait... NO! There's beavers everywhere, sir! They're chewing up the wiring and attacking the men. No!!! Teeth everywhere! Aaarggh!"

Static filled the connection.

Canadian government situation room, deep beneath Tim Horton's Donuts on Sparks Street in Ottawa. "Mr. Prime Minister, our elite beaver assault force has now disabled all US strategic missile, navy and air force capacity. If there's any fighting to be done, it'll be conventional, and it'll be on the ground," reported the Minister of Defence.

"Tabernouche!" replied the PM. "For me, making that expenditure on beaver mind control was a good idea, hey?"

"Prime Minister," interrupted the Chief of Defence Staff, "we're getting reports of a large US troop buildup at Buffalo, New York. It appears that the Americans are preparing to launch a counter-strike aimed at Toronto. Shall we move to counter?"

"Hokay, let them do their t'ing."

So, Psypherr, assess the armies of the Americas and accordingly adjudge this altercation.

The Commentary

Psypherr: Any analysis of this conflict ought to start with the respective war records of the two combatants. The US is 3-2-1 since its inception (not including the Civil War which would have added a win and a loss to the record), while Canada is 5-0-1 during the same period, including a 1-0 record against the Yanks (1812). Moreover, while the Americans were having sex with each other in billowing parachutes, we Canucks were hip-deep in the two world wars this century from the very beginning, taking on every dog-ass job the Allies could throw to us and earning a reputation amongst the Germans as "the Allied SS".

But perhaps more importantly, most Americans, their chief executive included, couldn't pick out Canada on a map. If they decided to actually invade us, they'd probably end up mobilizing to Nevada or somewhere and declaring victory after bombing the crap out of the MGM hotel. Meanwhile, the Van Doos would be burning Atlanta to the ground again, starting with Turner Field (friggin' Braves). Which reminds me - we torched the White House once when we were going through D.C. - hell, we might get offers of payment from other Americans to do it again. Particularly if we get 'em loaded on Molsons.

But let's assume for a moment that the Yank army could actually find Canada and start preparations for a counter-offensive. It's the middle of winter - no self-respecting American can drive properly during the winter months, at least not during what we northerners consider winter. What constitutes "the storm of the century" to you is a cool July breeze for us. Moreover, if you decide to invade during hockey season, our armed forces are going to be mighty pissed at being dragged out of the nation's rec rooms to pull your tanks and personnel carriers from highway medians. Remember, by federal and church law, every Canadian citizen over the age of 7 is trained to be able to kill with a hockey stick.

Yeah, we Canadians are a brutal bunch, and as Terrance and Phillip have shown, not averse to using chemical warfare to further our objectives. To our dear neighbours south of the border: you occupy this continent solely at our leisure. If we wanted, we could pull a McSorley on you if y'all get out of line. Now roll out of bed and make us a sandwitch, bitch.

[Sidgar]

2 long did not read.

[Lith]

2 long did not read.

^

[Dekel]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9jVqmF2uzM

[SWEETBRO]

LOL and the asian answered...

[Jax]

http://pinktentacle.com/2008/10/kaiju-anatomical-drawings/

[Aarex]

Not Godzilla, but asians will shit themselves anyway
http://www.geekologie.com/2010/03/08/dino.gif

[Xyzed]

WTF. 3d without the glasses. It's fucking magic!

[Sidgar]

http://hennessyhistory.wikispaces.com/file/view/naacp.jpg/75666371/naacp.jpg .

[Ganrax]

WTF. 3d without the glasses. It's fucking magic!

omfg they need to make all games like that!!!!!!

[Xyzed]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/97/Gnaa-logo.png/800px-Gnaa-logo.png.

[Icirus]

omfg they need to make all games like that!!!!!!

Yeah..I have trouble meeting my yearly Seizure quota.

[Jax]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/9/97/Gnaa-logo.png/800px-Gnaa-logo.png.

http://www.nashvilleaptasn.org/?

[Psypher]

LMAO I'm sorry but that is a funny post. Americans do not understand Candian humor at all. We are all a bunch of alchoholic hockey fanatics that poke fun at ourselves and it somehow offends you guys.